Thursday, September 3, 2015

PM Modi planning a ride to Mars on Mangalayan 2, scheduled for 2016 launch

Prime Minister Narendra Modi, happy with the huge success of the Mars Orbiter Mission (India's first venture into the interplanetary space) is contemplating to visit Mars riding on Mangalyaan 2 that is all set to be launched in 2016 by ISRO. Modi's enthusiasm also stems from the appreciation he received, and the credit his government got, for the Mars Orbiter Mission despite the fact that his government had absolutely no role in this mission.

The Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) is the space agency of the Indian government founded by Dr. Vikram Sarabhai on August 15, 1969.
NaMo to launch "Shift City" on Mars under "Make Mars India" Project. The project to be completed in 2017
According to our Mars-based sources, Narendra Modi wants Indians to capture key strategic locations on Mars and cover up as much area as possible before his counterparts in developed countries can even think of launching their manned spacecraft to land on Mars.

Scientists have found Mars to be the most hospitable of the planets (other than Earth) in terms of its surface conditions and the likely presence of water.
Indian scientists have already proved that even the cost of travel to Mars - @ Rs. 7 per km - is quite affordable. "With the dwindling prices of oil and advancements in energy efficient space technologies, it is expected that, by 2020, a trip to Mars could be undertaken in less than 24 hrs. at the cost of New Delhi to New York trip," said sources close to experts who are believed to be advising Modi on this project. The project has been nicknamed "Make Mars India" Project by Modi who has initiated several India-centric mega projects that have 'India' in their names.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

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Monday, July 27, 2015

Jumla Turning Real Jumla : Banks under SBI's guidance likely to credit Rs. 15 lack to every citizen's a/c


On the recommendation of the Uttar Pradesh unit of BJP, some senior central ministers have worked out a unique Banking Jumla under the leadership of Party supremo. A F4Fnews source, who claims to be close to the PMO, said : "Our Banking Jumla is inspired by a recent goof up by SBI with the a/c of Urmilaji of Kanpur." 

Thursday, July 16, 2015

आम आदमी पार्टी नें एक हजार करोड़ रुपये का आफर ठुकराया

Say No to Black Money

आम आदमी पार्टी नें कुछ दिनों से पार्टी फंड के लिये बहुत बड़े पैमाने पर मुहिम शुरू करी है. खुद केजरीवाल ने पार्टी के समर्थकों से दिल खोल कर पार्टी को दान करने के लिये गुजारिश करी है. शोशियल मीडिया पर भी आम आदमी पार्टी के समर्थकों ने नये नये नुस्खों से पार्टी के लिए डोनेशन जमा करने के किये लोगों को आकर्षित कर रहे हैं. पिछले कुछ ही दिनों में पार्टी करीब सात लाख रूपये पाने में सफल रही है. केजरीवाल ने अपनी अपील में कहा था कि हम गलत तरीकों से धन प्राप्त नहीं करना चाहते. इसलिये आम जनता से दस रूपये जैसी छोटी राशी भी लेने के लिये तैयार हैं. मिडिया में जो खबरें आ रही हैं उनसे पता चलता है कि आम आदमी पार्टी की माली हालत दिवालियेपन की कगार पर है और यदि पार्टी एक अच्छी खासी रकम जुटाने में सफल नहीं होती है तो उससे पार्टी के काम को गहरा धक्का लगेगा.

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Indians to get Free Ray Ban Eyewear to see 'Acche Din'

Prime Minister Narendra Modi, along with his top ministers, has worked out a grand Programme to celebrate his government's one year in office. The celebrations started with Modi's mega rally in Mathura on May 25.

Narendra Modi has already declared that 'Acche Din' have arrived but his opponents are not able to see the good work done by his government during the past one year.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Hillary won't run for President in 2016 : Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton, in an early morning press meet today, informed that his family had a marathon meeting last night to discuss whether or not Hillary should run for President in 2016 elections. 

"After considering all the pros and cons, we found that since her chances of winning are very thin, we decided that she should keep herself out of the race," Bill Clinton said. 

According to him, Hillary was upset initially but soon realized the ground realities and agreed not to pursue her ambition further.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Indian Institute of Tea Technology & Management (IITTM)

Indian Institute of Tea Technology & Management (IITTM) offers  6-Year Integrated Course (PGDTTM) : First of Its Kind in the World

Admissions to open soon for the Post Graduate Diploma in Tea Technology and Management (Equivalent to Ph.D.).

IITTM is going to be the first global institute set up under the Private-Private-Private-Partnership (PPPP) model to train those having high political ambitions. 
"The idea is to explore the entire 'Tea Environment' as a political tool to transform the present day budding politicians into smart and successful leaders of tomorrow"
Shocked by the meteoric rise of Narendra Damodardas Modi in politics, from a small time tea seller to India's Prime Minister, political scientists, the world over, decided to explore the possible role of the art of successfully making and marketing Indian tea in political science in India and elsewhere. As a first step, a number of influential NRIs with close links with top leadership of Congress party have come together and launched an exclusively dedicated institute named IITTM. 

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Arvind Kejriwal ready to form new party "Pahle AAP"

Arvind Kejriwal

Fed up with the relentless opposition by Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan - the two heavy weight founding members of AAP - Arvind Kejriwal is reported to have offered his resignation at the Party's 320-member National Council that is underway in New Delhi. 

Yadav, who has taken up the leadership of the dissidents in the Party with the support of Bhushan, also staged a dharna to protest alleging that at least 15-20 legitimate members, invited for the meeting, were not being allowed by the Kejriwal camp apparently to deny them the opportunity to vote.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

A secret medical centre, run by Republicans, unearthed in Washington DC

(Pics for illustration only. Courtesy : 
http://bit.ly/1bkMXTU  http://bit.ly/1LF8g2L  http://bit.ly/1OikL37)
F4Fnews has come to know that a huge secret medical facility exists in Washington DC. The facility code-named "DemoCare" has been established by a group of hard core Republicans who prefer to be called "BeeParty" group within their own party. The medical facility has a new breed of "Virtual Doctors" selected from a bunch of highly notorious Republicans. The facility is set up to exclusively cater to President Obama and his administration but a few select Democrats in the 114th United States Congress also appear in the approved list of eligible patients for treatment under DemoCare.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Putin reveals his large heart and love for Italian actress Ornella Muti

According to RT, the leading Russian media network, a court in the Italian city of Pordenone has announced a verdict against Italian actress Ornella Muti for remaining absent in a play organized by Verdi Theater in Pordenone on December 10, 2010. She has been sentenced to eight months in prison or a fine of 30,000 euros for submitting a fake medical certificate to justify her absence.

The Verdi Theater, however, sued the actress as she was found to be present at a charity dinner with then-Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and American actor Kevin Costner in Russia’s St. Petersburg, il Giornale.
Ornella Muti and Vladimir Putin "Federation" charity event (Picture Source : BBC)
F4Fnews has learned from it's sources from Kremlin that Putin, within minutes of learning about the sentence given to his favourite actress, issued a cheque of 30,000 euros in the name of Giuseppe Verdi Municipal Theatre and sent to the court authorities on her behalf.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Aam Aadmi Can Now Buy Rs. 4.31 Cr. ModiSuit Just for Rs. 10,000/- Without Auction

Modi with Obama at  'chai pe charcha' January 25, 2015. (Source: PIB photo)
The recent auction of Prime Minister Narendra Modi's most talked about Rs. 10 lac suit, with 'NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI' embroidered on it, was the top national news of the last week. The entire national media was tracking the 3-day event minute-by-minute to provide all the details again and again in their bid to ensure transparency in the auction held in Surat, the city of Diamond tycoons, from February 18 to 20. 

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Chintaks’ Chinta Manch (CCM) analyses BJP's Delhi debacle

Chintaks’ Chinta Manch (CCM), a recently founded NEE (Non Existing Entity) by breakaway chintaks of a leading group of retired chintaks, called an emergency tea-party meeting to analyse the election results of Delhi in which voters mindlessly brought AAP back into the power making Arvind Kejriwal Delhi's chief minister once again. 

Arvind Kejriwal is popularly known as the 'Muffler Man' throughout India. Political opponents of AAP also call him 'Bhagoda' for resigning from CM's post last year over the Jan Lok Pal Bill. 'Bhagoda is a person who runs away from his responsibilities to an unknown place without telling any one. 

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Obama, in a rare gesture, asks General Motors to accept 'The Beast' order from India

2009 Cadillac Presidential Limousine (Source)
President Barack Obama's just concluded India visit has turned out to be a money spinner for General Motors, the makers of presidential limousine called ‘The Beast’. The limo is based on a number of GM platforms featuring the best of Cadillac’s dramatic design and technology and shares components with several different vehicles. The technical details and picture album of the brand new 'The Beast' that Obama got in 2009 can be found here.

General Motors Company, commonly known as GM, is an American multinational corporation headquartered in Detroit, Michigan.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Obama may seek Amit Shah's expertise

The news of Amit Shah's unprecedented success in revitalizing his party through his mastery in attracting even the party's best critics is making rounds not only in India but have reached to the corridors of 'White House', the world's biggest power center. Shah, supposed to be the No. 2 in BJP, is perceived to be the man behind BJP's massive success in Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, Haryana, J&K, Jharkhand and to a large extent in Maharashtra. His secret formula magically makes ex-stalwarts of opposition parties to suddenly start praising his boss and then eventually join the party they have been fighting against throughout their political life.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Beware of Fake Messengers of God

Humans living on earth have been advised to stay away from people who claim to be the Messengers of God (MOG). A press release issued by a messenger of God, believed to be a genuine one, has warned that encouraging such fake Messengers of God will only undermine and dilute the supreme authority of the ultimate true God. The release, which bears no date, name of the place or contact details, says : "Our beloved lord is disturbed to learn that certain unscrupulous, inhumane, self-proclaimed godmen, besides the so called "Messengers of God," are preaching and doing things that they have been not only NOT authorized but also can never be allowed to by our kind hearted loving God."

Saturday, January 10, 2015

"Mangalgram" plotting scheme on Mars, Get ready for booking

F4Fnews has come to know that a consortium of top Indian builders has been formed to tap the huge potential for real estate projects on Mars. This is the first time in India, that builders of different hues and colors having conflicting interests on earth have come together and joined hands with the aim of making India the super power of 'All Things S' - a short form of All Things Space i.e. everything related with the field of space.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Real estate industry associations urge PM to introduce currency notes of Rs 1, 5 and 10-lakh denominations

Encouraged by the news report, in a section of the print media, that Prime Minister Narendra Modi has liked and approved the idea of introducing a Rs 25 currency note in order to ease the 'Ramayan' of the acute shortage of Rs. 5 coins that leads to everyday difficulties for small businesses throughout the country, real estate related all India business associations have come out with their idea to solve their own problems. 

The Rs 25 note idea, according to a leading Gujarati newspaper, was given by one businessman from Chandigarh who got impressed by PM's "Mann Ki Baat" radio program and decided to send his suggestion to him directly. PMO has been reported to have initiated action to implement his idea.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

China and Russia jointly claim ownership of Moon and Mars in 70:30 ratio : Obama furious

(Source : wikipedia.org)

If you thought that the fights involving the three most powerful nations – America, China and Russia –were limited to land, air, sea and more recently for online (internet) space then we are sorry to tell you that you are not aware of this latest development which these countries’ bosses have been able to keep a highly guarded secret so far.
The ability to routinely move throughout and work in the volume of space between Earth and Moon (cislunar space) is key to both space permanence and space control. Space permanence means having vehicle assets on call in space for use as needed, as well as being able to position them at strategic spots where they can be reliably stored until required. Space control simply means the ability to provide space assets for national purposes when needed and to deny similar assets to an adversary if necessary. Both permanence and control are demonstrated by positioning satellites in cislunar space, lunar orbit, the L-points, and all parts of space in between. (Source : space.comSee also : Big Space Missions of 2014 (http://bit.ly/13QheFM)
According to the latest reports from White House, Kremlin and Beijing, received by F4Fnews a short while ago, indicate that fresh tensions are building up among the top 3 over their respective claims involving space on Moon and Mars. In a highly secret pact, Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping have mutually agreed for 30:70 ownership of Moon as well as Mars and for setting up of a joint space defense station manned by highly skilled space scientists to safeguard their interests at the two most sought after space assets. It is understood that while China will be main contributor in terms of financing the whole project, Russia would provide all its technological know-how, manpower and training facilities, and ground assault services, as and when necessary to achieve their objectives.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Google Game : China Bans Jack Ma's Alibaba in China

Google Game : Jack Ma Vs Xi Jinping
F4Fnews has just learned that, in an urgently promulgated directive, President Xi Jinping has banned Alibaba Group's internet operations including their ecommerce websites with immediate effect. However, sources from Beijing have told us that Xi is holding private talks with Alibaba founder Jack Ma in close door meetings. It is believed that unofficially Ma has been allowed 15 days’ time to sort out all the issues related with his company's ban.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Dress Code : India's political class will have uniforms from January 26

A Very Happy New Year 2015 to all readers from our Faking4Fun team at F4Fnews channel

We are sure, the new year's first news from us will bring cheers especially to all the ruling parties and their all ministers. In addition, this news is going to be equally important and cheerful to all the officially registered and elected active workers and leaders of all political parties in the country. 
The world's first from India for India's political class

F4Fnews has learned from its dedicated sources in Delhi that the central government is going to introduce a compulsory dress code for all ministers (central, and in states), MLAs, MPs of all political parties. There will also be a dress code for all official office bearers of all registered political parties as per their status in the respective party. The government has already alerted all political parties to submit 5 designs or styles of their preferred uniform that they would like to have for all of their eligible members. They will have to have different uniform for each level of their party organisation. A committee comprising of unspecified number of members representing PMO, home minitry and textile ministry will shortlist two designs from those submitted and send it to the Prime Minister for the final selection and approval.

The scheme in the name of 'Bharat Ka Sevak Poshak' will come into force from January 26 under the "National Dress Code Act 2015". Every uniform will have 'Bharat Ka Sevak' embroidered in tricolour. Each eligible person will get 4 uniforms every year under the scheme. Needless to say, this new year gift to all those who fight with each other so that we, the citizens, can live peacefully, will be provided at the government's expense.