Monday, July 27, 2015

Jumla Turning Real Jumla : Banks under SBI's guidance likely to credit Rs. 15 lack to every citizen's a/c


On the recommendation of the Uttar Pradesh unit of BJP, some senior central ministers have worked out a unique Banking Jumla under the leadership of Party supremo. A F4Fnews source, who claims to be close to the PMO, said : "Our Banking Jumla is inspired by a recent goof up by SBI with the a/c of Urmilaji of Kanpur." 


F4Fnew has learned that the government has almost finalized to fulfil it's Jumla promise of crediting every citizen's a/c with Rs. 15 lacs in the same fashion. The Banking Jumla will be implemented by a group of select banks under the guidance of SBI. 

So, keep watching your bank account......

You can also get updates by following twitter a/c of BJP unit of your state.


अच्छे दिन अब दूर नहीं....
अब जल्द ही SBI आपके खाते में डालेगी रु.15 लाख 

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