Friday, December 23, 2016

All India Pickpockets Association Urges PM not to go Totally Cash-less

F4Fnews has learned that the All India Pickpockets Association (AIPA), representing around 125,000 pickpockets from around the country, has written a letter to Prime Minister Modi urging him not to convert India into a totally cash-less society. "We are the oldest self employed community of professionals whose existence has been suddenly threatened by your NoteBandi," said the association president in the letter. The name of the president and address of the association could not be traced till the time of writing this post.

Monday, November 7, 2016

BREAKING : Donald Trump Decides to Release His 12,000-page Tax Returns

Ivanka Trump
Donald John Trump, the Republican Party nominee for President of the United States in the 2016 election, has finally decided to release his 2015 tax return to make it available for public scrutiny.

As we know, Mr. Trump was under tremendous pressure to declare his tax returns to clear off all doubts about his actual earnings, his wealth management skills and whether he had obtained or diverted funds illegally, particularly from Russia.

F4Fnews has learned that Trump's own supporters in his campaign team were advising him to declare the information but Trump was not willing to do that giving flimsy reasons such as his returns were under the federal audit and there were chances that any small insignificant detail contained in the disclosed data could be misread and spoil his chances of election as it happened with Mitt Romney in 2011.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

'Vijay Sabhas' to be held all over India to celebrate Dawood Ibrahim's 'Ghar Vapsi' today

Dawood Ibrahim
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F4Fnews sources from Islamabad have revealed that Pakistan leadership is alarmed by the forceful speech in Brussels by Prime Minister Narendra Modi in which he asked the United Nations to accept India’s demand to pass a resolution defining terrorism failing which the UN could become irrelevant. Narendra Modi has been demanding criteria to be fixed not only to define terrorism but also its supporters and for declaring a country a supporter of terrorism (terrorist country).

Thursday, March 24, 2016

How Venkaiah Discovered God's Gift?

Union minister for Urban development Venkaiah Naidu, on March 21, 2016, made a strikingly profound statement declaring Prime Minister Narendra Modi as "God's gift to India" and also a "messiah of the poor". He said so at the BJP's national executive meeting in New Delhi. The statement is seen as part of the Resolution at BJP's National Executive meeting.

Ever since Venkaiah termed Narendra Modi as "God's gift to India", we at F4Fnews, have been flooded with inquiries regarding Venkaiah's new discovery about Narendra Modi. A large number of people, cutting across the party line, have been asking how did Venkaiah come to know about this fact and why he took almost two years to tell this to the people of India after Modi became Prime Minister. Some people think by hiding this vital fact from the public Venkaiah and his party have cheated them. "After all, any gift given by anyone to India, automatically makes people of the country the custodians of that gift," they feel. The outrage of the people is distinctly visible on the Social Media like Twitter and Facebook where they have shared their mixed feelings.