Saturday, August 12, 2017

Donald Trump to be Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

F4Fnews has learned from its knowledgeable DC sources at the Washington Ghost that the Norwegian Nobel Committee is seriously considering awarding the Nobel Peace Prize for 2017 to President Donald Trump. The Committee will be abandoning the normal selection process and bypassing all the 318 nominations it has received this year. 



Unidentified sources, close to Trump @ Golf, have confirmed that President Trump has been lobbying for the coveted prize from the moment he was declared as the winner of the Presidential elections. His main contention is that when Barack Obama can be awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize in anticipation of his goals of nuclear disarmament, he too should be awarded the Peace Prize because he is actively working to eliminate those who are acquiring the nuclear capability.

"Look at my 'fire and fury' message to North Korea. It has shaken the entire world. Isn't this message going to force the rogue Kim Jong-un to come begging for talks? Isn't it going to enhance world peace. What did Obama do? Look what they are saying now: "Nobel committee made mistake as Obama failed to fulfil the committee’s expectations," Trump has been quoted as saying by the Fake Amazon Washington Ghost. Washington Ghost, a new DC publication, is understood to be fully supported by top WH leakers.

F4Fnews DC sources claim that they have in possession a personal letter written by President Trump to the Chair of the Nobel Committee asking her to award him the 2017 Peace Prize. "Look, I am working very hard to be at peace with North Korea. Even I am ready to nuke them for our peace. If I don't get this year's Prize then naturally I am going to feel very bad. Very disappointed. Let me tell you that you gave the 2009 Peace Prize to a wrong person. It was your mistake. Even now you can correct that mistake by taking back that award and giving it to me. You won't get better person than me," Trump is understood to have written in his letter according to some fake, but very influential, WH leakers. F4Fnews has not been able to assess WH leakers' claim that they enjoy very close contacts with their counterparts at the Norwegian Nobel Committee, which is is responsible for selecting the Nobel Peace Prize Laureates. 

"As of now it looks almost certain that if Donald Trump is able to continue with his intensive threats to North Korea and at the same time if he is able to play golf, then it would be difficult for the world community to deny him the Nobel Peace Prize," a golf course marshal told Washington Ghost. The marshal claimed he overheard Trump asking his close aides to press for his Nobel prize.

Picture source: 
Donald Trump: http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-shifts-muslim-ban-calls-extreme-vetting-n611276 
Barack Obama: http://peopleoflancaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/obamanobel.jpg

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