The ongoing war of words between President Trump and his attorney general Jeff Sessions, by now, has become the subject of global debates, never ever witnessed anywhere in the world. Although tons of newsprint has been consumed to describe and highlight the stand-off between Trump and Sessions, one small classified advertisement has so far remained unnoticed by all the media types - MSM, Fake News media, Right Wing media (Real), Social media (both fake/real) and so on.
Friday, July 28, 2017
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
Donald Trump invites Barack Obama to be his special adviser
According to sources from the MSM Fake News Network (FNN) of
America, President Donald Trump has appealed to Barack Obama to be his special
adviser for the remaining period of his presidency. It is believed that the
idea of having Obama as the special adviser originated from President Trump's
daughter, Ivanka Marie Trump, who is currently an adviser to her father.
Sunday, March 5, 2017
BREAKING : Harvard University Announces '6-month Tea Selling Experience' Compulsory for All Admissions
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| A tea stall vendor poses while wearing a mask of BJP prime ministerial candidate Narendra Modi in Kolkata. (Reuters) |
After proposing to award Hon Doctorate to India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, Harvard, world's top university, has made a revolutionary change in its admission policy.
"Prime Minister Narendra Modi has clearly proved that "a son of a poor mother", like him, can manage India's complex economy in a much better way than highly experienced Harvard-educated professional economists some of whom are even Nobel Laureates," Drew Faust, President of Harvard University, is supposed to have said in a yet to be released press note. Ms. Faust was clearly referring to the recent election speech of Modi in which he claimed that his decision of demonetizing India's high-value currency notes - called NoteBandi - was a great decision. Modi also gave GDP growth figures and other data in support of his claim.
Thursday, March 2, 2017
PM Narendra Modi likely to be awarded Honorary Doctorate degrees by Harvard & Oxford Universities
Nobody is happier than PM Narendra Modi from the announcement of the Central Statistics Office (CSO), Ministry Of Statistics & Programme Implementation, Government Of India, informing the world that India's GDP in Q3 of the FY 16-17, grew by 7%.
PM Narendra Modi, in a hard-hitting election speech in UP, strongly devalued those who were predicting that India's GDP would be badly hit due to his decision of demonetization 500 and 1000-rupee notes - comprising 86.4% of the total value of currency in circulation - under his biggest drive against black money, terrorism and fake currency menace.
Saturday, December 24, 2016
All India Pickpockets Association Urges PM not to go Totally Cash-less
F4Fnews has learned that the All India Pickpockets
Association (AIPA), representing around 125,000 pickpockets from around the country,
has written a letter to Prime Minister Modi urging him not to convert India
into a totally cash-less society. "We are the oldest self employed
community of professionals whose existence has been suddenly threatened by your
NoteBandi," said the association president in the letter. The name of the
president and address of the association could not be traced till the time of
writing this post.
Monday, November 7, 2016
BREAKING : Donald Trump Decides to Release His 12,000-page Tax Returns
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| Ivanka Trump |
As we know, Mr. Trump was under tremendous pressure to declare
his tax returns to clear off all doubts about his actual earnings, his wealth
management skills and whether he had obtained or diverted funds illegally,
particularly from Russia.
F4Fnews has learned that Trump's own supporters in his
campaign team were advising him to declare the information but Trump was not
willing to do that giving flimsy reasons such as his returns were under the
federal audit and there were chances that any small insignificant detail
contained in the disclosed data could be misread and spoil his chances of
election as it happened with Mitt Romney in 2011.
Friday, April 1, 2016
'Vijay Sabhas' to be held all over India to celebrate Dawood Ibrahim's 'Ghar Vapsi' today
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| Dawood Ibrahim (Source) |
F4Fnews sources from Islamabad have revealed that Pakistan
leadership is alarmed by the forceful speech in Brussels by Prime Minister
Narendra Modi in which he asked the United Nations to accept India’s demand to
pass a resolution defining terrorism failing which the UN could become
irrelevant. Narendra Modi has been demanding criteria to be fixed not only to
define terrorism but also its supporters and for declaring a country a
supporter of terrorism (terrorist country).
Thursday, March 24, 2016
How Venkaiah Discovered God's Gift?
Ever since Venkaiah termed Narendra Modi as "God's gift to India", we at F4Fnews, have been flooded with inquiries regarding Venkaiah's new discovery about Narendra Modi. A large number of people, cutting across the party line, have been asking how did Venkaiah come to know about this fact and why he took almost two years to tell this to the people of India after Modi became Prime Minister. Some people think by hiding this vital fact from the public Venkaiah and his party have cheated them. "After all, any gift given by anyone to India, automatically makes people of the country the custodians of that gift," they feel. The outrage of the people is distinctly visible on the Social Media like Twitter and Facebook where they have shared their mixed feelings.
Thursday, September 3, 2015
PM Modi planning a ride to Mars on Mangalayan 2, scheduled for 2016 launch
Prime Minister Narendra Modi, happy with the huge success of
the Mars Orbiter Mission (India's first venture into the interplanetary space)
is contemplating to visit Mars riding on Mangalyaan 2 that is all set to be
launched in 2016 by ISRO. Modi's enthusiasm also stems from the appreciation he
received, and the credit his government got, for the Mars Orbiter Mission
despite the fact that his government had absolutely no role in this mission.
The Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) is the space agency of the Indian government founded by Dr. Vikram Sarabhai on August 15, 1969.
NaMo to launch "Shift City" on Mars under "Make Mars India" Project. The project to be completed in 2017
According to our Mars-based sources, Narendra Modi wants
Indians to capture key strategic locations on Mars and cover up as much area as
possible before his counterparts in developed countries can even think of
launching their manned spacecraft to land on Mars.
Scientists have found Mars to be the most hospitable of the
planets (other than Earth) in terms of its surface conditions and the likely
presence of water.
Indian scientists have already proved that even the cost of
travel to Mars - @ Rs. 7 per km - is quite affordable. "With the dwindling
prices of oil and advancements in energy efficient space technologies, it is
expected that, by 2020, a trip to Mars could be undertaken in less than 24 hrs.
at the cost of New Delhi to New York trip," said sources close to experts
who are believed to be advising Modi on this project. The project has been
nicknamed "Make Mars India" Project by Modi who has initiated several
India-centric mega projects that have 'India' in their names.
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Coming Soon..... All India Directory of Senas 2016
Bharatiya Kautilya Sena burns effigy of Salman Khan http://t.co/WFAh5QMl6T
— Zee News (@ZeeNews) July 28, 2015
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(OCOA - On Condition Of Anonymity) Monday, July 27, 2015
Jumla Turning Real Jumla : Banks under SBI's guidance likely to credit Rs. 15 lack to every citizen's a/c
Urmila of Kanpur becomes the Richest woman in the World. Beats @BillGates . Thanks @TheOfficialSBI pic.twitter.com/TzQuedq44L
— #UttarPradesh #UP (@BJPLucknowBJP) July 25, 2015
On the recommendation of the Uttar Pradesh unit of BJP, some senior central ministers have worked out a unique Banking Jumla under the leadership of Party supremo. A F4Fnews source, who claims to be close to the PMO, said : "Our Banking Jumla is inspired by a recent goof up by SBI with the a/c of Urmilaji of Kanpur."
Thursday, July 16, 2015
आम आदमी पार्टी नें एक हजार करोड़ रुपये का आफर ठुकराया
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Say No to Black Money |
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
Indians to get Free Ray Ban Eyewear to see 'Acche Din'
Narendra Modi has already declared that 'Acche Din' have
arrived but his opponents are not able to see the good work done by his
government during the past one year.
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