Saturday, March 21, 2015

A secret medical centre, run by Republicans, unearthed in Washington DC

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F4Fnews has come to know that a huge secret medical facility exists in Washington DC. The facility code-named "DemoCare" has been established by a group of hard core Republicans who prefer to be called "BeeParty" group within their own party. The medical facility has a new breed of "Virtual Doctors" selected from a bunch of highly notorious Republicans. The facility is set up to exclusively cater to President Obama and his administration but a few select Democrats in the 114th United States Congress also appear in the approved list of eligible patients for treatment under DemoCare.

DemoCare is the first of its kind "Wi-Fi only" medical facility in the world where Republican "Virtual Doctors" provide complete facilities for remote medical diagnosis and treatment with minimally invasive procedure (MIP) over the WI-FI Mobile Network. The beauty of DemoCare is that receivers of the treatment hardly realize that they are under any treatment process whatsoever. DemoCare also requires no physical medicines as the treatment is totally natural (or call it, 'organic', if you so wish). It involves only targeting patient's brain and neurowaves through a combination of conventional means and modern social media tools. The centre is the brainchild of "BeeParty" which has a dedicated team to look after the day-to-day affairs and activities of DemoCare. The "BeeParty" is now playing a dominant role in the 114th United States Congress as both the House of Representatives and the Senate is controlled by the Republican Party. It has also proved its effectiveness in challenging the Obama administration through its DemoCare facility.

How the BeeParty uses DemoCare?

Concerned and furious over the failed attempts of Republicans to curb President Obama's actions, that are bound to enhance prospects for a Democrat candidate in 2016 presidential elections, the BeeParty decided to subject Obama to a thorough check up at the DemoCare Medical Centre. After an initial check-up and subsequent analysis of Obama's brainwaves, the virtual doctors of DemoCare facility found that Obama had developed an unusual affinity towards the Iranian leaders that might lead to some sort of an understanding between the two over Iran's nuclear-weapons program. Shocked by the sudden possibility of an agreement with Iran and the chances of it being hailed as pro-Obama, doctors at DemoCare prescribed a group of 47 Republican senators to write an open letter to Iran's leaders warning them against signing the agreement claiming that any agreement with the Obama administration was not in tune with the American Constitution as it had no approval of the US Congress.

According to the virtual doctors of DemoCare Centre, such a letter was likely to transform the brainwaves of both, Mr. Obama as well the Iranian leaders, in such a fashion that would stall their negotiations in the middle of the talks and the Obama administration would be greatly humiliated. Eventually, on March 9, a group of 47 Republican senators warned Iran's leaders that a nuclear deal signed during President Barack Obama’s tenure could be revoked by the next president or modified by a future Congress. “We will consider any agreement regarding your nuclear-weapons program that is not approved by the Congress as nothing more than an executive agreement between President Obama and Ayatollah Khamenei.”

Doctors at the DemoCare Medical Centre are also believed to be behind the secret invitation of House Speaker John Boehner to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress on March 3, 2015 thereby providing him a powerful platform to air his views against Obama’s Iran diplomacy. Boehner is reported to be furious with President Barack Obama's threat that he would veto any new sanctions on Iran. The invite to Netanyahu was Republicans' show of defiance over Iran sanctions. Apparently, for Republicans, this particular prescription by the BeeParty doctors seems to have worked and they consider as their successful procedure carried out on Obama at DemoCare's ICU. Netanyahu not only won the elections at home, which he never expected, but also succeeded in dividing Democrats and uniting Republicans thereby putting Obama in a fix.

Clearly, the prescription by DemoCare doctors appears to have not yet succeeded in achieving its objectives. F4Fnews has learned that similar attempts were made by BeeParty caucus in the past to thwart Obama's other plans pertaining to health care and immigration. Going by the media reports that are continuously being aired, it is too early to make a decisive comment in favour of Boehner who happens to be the director of the DemoCare Medical Centre, too.

Democrats and Republicans, as well as the entire western media, are in the process of assessing the impact the actions of the Boehner-led BeeParty will have on the outcome of the 2016 presidential elections. But there seems to be hardly any doubt in the minds of Americans, in general, that these hasty manoeuvres by Republicans will cost them dearly. The price the country paid for their tussle with the President over the Affordable Care Act is still fresh in people's minds. This tussle had caused deadlock on the Continuing Appropriations Resolution, 2014 which ultimately led the government shut-down from October 1 through 16, 2013.

It is worth noting that Republicans have been accusing Obama of acting like an emperor exercising absolute powers for quite some time totally ignoring them in spite of their being in majority in the Senate as well as in the House. They have gone to the extent of challenging President's authority not only in domestic issues but also in matters of foreign policy and country's defense policy. In coming days every news outlet will be analysing every move of all the stakeholders in details. The highly learned analysts, as usual, would differ widely and in many instances will have views diagonally opposite to each other. But the country's stakes are pretty high this time and any mistake in picking up what is right and good can cost Americans not only very heavily but also the damage might be irreversible.


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