Sunday, May 19, 2019

Narendra Modi's Meditation and Baba's Reaction: Account will be updated on May 23

नरेन्द्र मोदी का ध्यान और बाबा का बयान: 23 मई को होगा हिसाब

नमो के पूरी रात और दिन ध्यान करने पर बाबाजी बहुत खुश हुए. पेश है उनके बीच हुई वार्ता के कुछ अंश...

बाबा: कहो नरेंद्र, कैसे आना हुआ?

नरेंद्र: बाबा बस आपका आशीर्वाद चाहिये था

बाबा: अरे उसके लिए तुम्हें यहाँ तक आने की क्या आवश्यकता थी? मुझे ही बुला लिया होता!

नरेंद्र: बाबा आप अैसा क्यूं कह रहे हैं? क्या मुझसे कुछ गलती हुई?

बाबा: नहीं अैसा नहीं है पर मैं वो टीवी पर तुम्हारी एंट्री देख रहा था. मुझे अैसा लगा जैसे तुम मुझे दर्शन देने आ रहे हो!

नरेंद्र: अैसा नहीं है बाबा मगर इस बार के चुनाव में कुछ समझ में नहीं आ रहा है. मेरी नैया तो नहीं डूबेगी न बाबा?

बाबा: क्यूं क्या हुआ EVMs तो सभी ठीक हैं न?

नरेंद्र: बाबा वो तो सब ठीक है मगर बहुत डर लग रहा है कहीं हार गया तो?

बाबा: क्या अमित को भी डर लग रहा है?

नरेंद्र: हाँ बाबा. वो तो ममता दीदी के गुंडों से बाल बाल बचा है..

बाबा: लेकिन मुझे तो पता चला है कि उसके लोगों ने ही तोड़ फोड़ की?

नरेंद्र: बाबा आप तो सब जानते हैं. अब आपको ही कुछ रास्ता बताना पड़ेगा

बाबा: ठीक है. अब तुम जाओ ये ध्यान व्यान का नाटक करने की कोई जरुरत नहीं है. 23 तारीख को देखो क्या रिजल्ट आता है. तुम्हारे कर्मों का लेखा झोखा और पूरा हिसाब किताब अभी अपडेट होना बाकी है. जीत जाओ तो पांच साल के बाद आना उससे पहले नहीं. हार गए तो तुरंत अपना झोला लेकर आ जाना सच्चा ध्यान करने.

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Sunday, June 3, 2018

BREAKING: Trump Pardons Russia

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F4Fnews has just learned from some viable sources from Kremlin that President Trump has signed an order pardoning Russia from any wrongdoings whatsoever. The order clearly mentions that the so called wrongdoings of Russia are in fact "the result of deep state anti-Russian conspiracies of our previous governments." The sources also claimed that they had the copy of the tweet that Mr. Trump was going to tweet at a future date convenient to him in view of the ongoing Russia investigation by Robert Mueller

When asked whether the president had the power to pardon a country as a whole like his recent announcements of wholesale pardons, the White House officials told F4Fnews, on condition of anonymity that Trump thought he had the full and final authority all over the country on all matters including pardoning and/or punishing anyone and/or any country.

The contents of the leaked tweet of Mr. Trump reads something like this: 

"I have given a Full Pardon to Russia today. Russia was treated very unfairly by all our previous governments! This order also automatically pardons any person or any entity in any part of the world having any connection - criminal or illegal - with Russia or Mr. Vladimir Putin."

F4Fnews learned of the above tweet from a source who is very close to a person who helped Putin to draft it before sending it to Mr. Trump along with the release instructions, as claimed by the source.

F4Fnews is keeping a close watch on this sensitive story which, by all means, appears to be really fake.

F4Fnews will update this story as and when any new information is made available by our news production facility, which was revived and upgraded recently. 

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Saturday, August 12, 2017

Donald Trump to be Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

F4Fnews has learned from its knowledgeable DC sources at the Washington Ghost that the Norwegian Nobel Committee is seriously considering awarding the Nobel Peace Prize for 2017 to President Donald Trump. The Committee will be abandoning the normal selection process and bypassing all the 318 nominations it has received this year. 

Unidentified sources, close to Trump @ Golf, have confirmed that President Trump has been lobbying for the coveted prize from the moment he was declared as the winner of the Presidential elections. His main contention is that when Barack Obama can be awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize in anticipation of his goals of nuclear disarmament, he too should be awarded the Peace Prize because he is actively working to eliminate those who are acquiring the nuclear capability.

"Look at my 'fire and fury' message to North Korea. It has shaken the entire world. Isn't this message going to force the rogue Kim Jong-un to come begging for talks? Isn't it going to enhance world peace. What did Obama do? Look what they are saying now: "Nobel committee made mistake as Obama failed to fulfil the committee’s expectations," Trump has been quoted as saying by the Fake Amazon Washington Ghost. Washington Ghost, a new DC publication, is understood to be fully supported by top WH leakers.

F4Fnews DC sources claim that they have in possession a personal letter written by President Trump to the Chair of the Nobel Committee asking her to award him the 2017 Peace Prize. "Look, I am working very hard to be at peace with North Korea. Even I am ready to nuke them for our peace. If I don't get this year's Prize then naturally I am going to feel very bad. Very disappointed. Let me tell you that you gave the 2009 Peace Prize to a wrong person. It was your mistake. Even now you can correct that mistake by taking back that award and giving it to me. You won't get better person than me," Trump is understood to have written in his letter according to some fake, but very influential, WH leakers. F4Fnews has not been able to assess WH leakers' claim that they enjoy very close contacts with their counterparts at the Norwegian Nobel Committee, which is is responsible for selecting the Nobel Peace Prize Laureates. 

"As of now it looks almost certain that if Donald Trump is able to continue with his intensive threats to North Korea and at the same time if he is able to play golf, then it would be difficult for the world community to deny him the Nobel Peace Prize," a golf course marshal told Washington Ghost. The marshal claimed he overheard Trump asking his close aides to press for his Nobel prize.

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The story may or may not develop.

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Friday, July 28, 2017

WH Advt.: Wanted AG (Attorney General) Urgently!

The ongoing war of words between President Trump and his attorney general Jeff Sessions, by now, has become the subject of global debates, never ever witnessed anywhere in the world. Although tons of newsprint has been consumed to describe and highlight the stand-off between Trump and Sessions, one small classified advertisement has so far remained unnoticed by all the media types - MSM, Fake News media, Right Wing media (Real), Social media (both fake/real) and so on.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Donald Trump invites Barack Obama to be his special adviser

According to sources from the MSM Fake News Network (FNN) of America, President Donald Trump has appealed to Barack Obama to be his special adviser for the remaining period of his presidency. It is believed that the idea of having Obama as the special adviser originated from President Trump's daughter, Ivanka Marie Trump, who is currently an adviser to her father. 

Sunday, March 5, 2017

BREAKING : Harvard University Announces '6-month Tea Selling Experience' Compulsory for All Admissions

A tea stall vendor poses while wearing a mask of BJP
prime ministerial candidate Narendra Modi in Kolkata. 

After proposing to award Hon Doctorate to India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, Harvard, world's top university, has made a revolutionary change in its admission policy. 

"Prime Minister Narendra Modi has clearly proved that "a son of a poor mother", like him, can manage India's complex economy in a much better way than highly experienced Harvard-educated professional economists some of whom are even Nobel Laureates," Drew Faust, President of Harvard University, is supposed to have said in a yet to be released press note. Ms. Faust was clearly referring to the recent election speech of Modi in which he claimed that his decision of demonetizing India's high-value currency notes - called NoteBandi - was a great decision. Modi also gave GDP growth figures and other data in support of his claim.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

PM Narendra Modi likely to be awarded Honorary Doctorate degrees by Harvard & Oxford Universities

Nobody is happier than PM Narendra Modi from the announcement of the Central Statistics Office (CSO), Ministry Of Statistics & Programme Implementation, Government Of India, informing the world that India's GDP in Q3 of the FY 16-17, grew by 7%. 

PM Narendra Modi, in a hard-hitting election speech in UP, strongly devalued those who were predicting that India's GDP would be badly hit due to his decision of demonetization 500 and 1000-rupee notes - comprising 86.4% of the total value of currency  in circulation - under his biggest drive against black money, terrorism and fake currency menace. 

Saturday, December 24, 2016

All India Pickpockets Association Urges PM not to go Totally Cash-less

F4Fnews has learned that the All India Pickpockets Association (AIPA), representing around 125,000 pickpockets from around the country, has written a letter to Prime Minister Modi urging him not to convert India into a totally cash-less society. "We are the oldest self employed community of professionals whose existence has been suddenly threatened by your NoteBandi," said the association president in the letter. The name of the president and address of the association could not be traced till the time of writing this post.

Monday, November 7, 2016

BREAKING : Donald Trump Decides to Release His 12,000-page Tax Returns

Ivanka Trump
Donald John Trump, the Republican Party nominee for President of the United States in the 2016 election, has finally decided to release his 2015 tax return to make it available for public scrutiny.

As we know, Mr. Trump was under tremendous pressure to declare his tax returns to clear off all doubts about his actual earnings, his wealth management skills and whether he had obtained or diverted funds illegally, particularly from Russia.

F4Fnews has learned that Trump's own supporters in his campaign team were advising him to declare the information but Trump was not willing to do that giving flimsy reasons such as his returns were under the federal audit and there were chances that any small insignificant detail contained in the disclosed data could be misread and spoil his chances of election as it happened with Mitt Romney in 2011.

Friday, April 1, 2016

'Vijay Sabhas' to be held all over India to celebrate Dawood Ibrahim's 'Ghar Vapsi' today

Dawood Ibrahim
F4Fnews sources from Islamabad have revealed that Pakistan leadership is alarmed by the forceful speech in Brussels by Prime Minister Narendra Modi in which he asked the United Nations to accept India’s demand to pass a resolution defining terrorism failing which the UN could become irrelevant. Narendra Modi has been demanding criteria to be fixed not only to define terrorism but also its supporters and for declaring a country a supporter of terrorism (terrorist country).

Thursday, March 24, 2016

How Venkaiah Discovered God's Gift?

Union minister for Urban development Venkaiah Naidu, on March 21, 2016, made a strikingly profound statement declaring Prime Minister Narendra Modi as "God's gift to India" and also a "messiah of the poor". He said so at the BJP's national executive meeting in New Delhi. The statement is seen as part of the Resolution at BJP's National Executive meeting.

Ever since Venkaiah termed Narendra Modi as "God's gift to India", we at F4Fnews, have been flooded with inquiries regarding Venkaiah's new discovery about Narendra Modi. A large number of people, cutting across the party line, have been asking how did Venkaiah come to know about this fact and why he took almost two years to tell this to the people of India after Modi became Prime Minister. Some people think by hiding this vital fact from the public Venkaiah and his party have cheated them. "After all, any gift given by anyone to India, automatically makes people of the country the custodians of that gift," they feel. The outrage of the people is distinctly visible on the Social Media like Twitter and Facebook where they have shared their mixed feelings.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

PM Modi planning a ride to Mars on Mangalayan 2, scheduled for 2016 launch

Prime Minister Narendra Modi, happy with the huge success of the Mars Orbiter Mission (India's first venture into the interplanetary space) is contemplating to visit Mars riding on Mangalyaan 2 that is all set to be launched in 2016 by ISRO. Modi's enthusiasm also stems from the appreciation he received, and the credit his government got, for the Mars Orbiter Mission despite the fact that his government had absolutely no role in this mission.

The Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) is the space agency of the Indian government founded by Dr. Vikram Sarabhai on August 15, 1969.
NaMo to launch "Shift City" on Mars under "Make Mars India" Project. The project to be completed in 2017
According to our Mars-based sources, Narendra Modi wants Indians to capture key strategic locations on Mars and cover up as much area as possible before his counterparts in developed countries can even think of launching their manned spacecraft to land on Mars.

Scientists have found Mars to be the most hospitable of the planets (other than Earth) in terms of its surface conditions and the likely presence of water.
Indian scientists have already proved that even the cost of travel to Mars - @ Rs. 7 per km - is quite affordable. "With the dwindling prices of oil and advancements in energy efficient space technologies, it is expected that, by 2020, a trip to Mars could be undertaken in less than 24 hrs. at the cost of New Delhi to New York trip," said sources close to experts who are believed to be advising Modi on this project. The project has been nicknamed "Make Mars India" Project by Modi who has initiated several India-centric mega projects that have 'India' in their names.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Coming Soon..... All India Directory of Senas 2016

Publication will NOT be available for sale. Only for reference. Expected to be ready within one year.

Don't contact for listing - free or paid. 

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